Spelunky HD - Achievements (Dr. Probably)

Speedrunner Tier 2 unlocked on 2019-01-14 10:23 EST
Go fast! 31.1% mossrankers reached Tier 2
Bigger Money
Put on your duping hat!
1/5 Tier 2 unlocked on 2019-01-14 10:23 EST
Go faster! 19.0% mossrankers reached Tier 2
To Hell and beyond.
Lownacci Tier 2 unlocked on 2019-01-14 10:23 EST
These aren't the crates you're looking for. 22.6% mossrankers reached Tier 2
B the Rex
Purple fruits are tasty, aren't they?
The Grind
It will hurt until it doesn't.
Real-Time Terrorisrn!!! Tier 1 unlocked on 2019-02-04 23:55 EST
Stop Bummin' around and open up LiveSplit! 21.3% mossrankers reached Tier 1
Playing it Safe Tier 2 unlocked on 2019-01-14 10:23 EST
You don't need no stinkin' TP! 20.3% mossrankers reached Tier 2
Lower Scorer
Stay away from the shiny things!
Maximum Velocity Tier 1 unlocked on 2019-01-14 10:23 EST
Death and despair await you... 23.7% mossrankers reached Tier 1
Moss Tier
A rolling stone WILL gather Moss Points.
Challenge God
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
Pacify 71
Save the animals. And the humans. And everything else.
Late Knight
Master using it and you can have this.
Are You Addicted Yet?
No! No! No, don't do it!
Even More Money
All your treasure are belong to us.
Meme Challenger
You miss 100% of the challenges you don't take.
Short + fun != easy
Get-rich-quick scheme!
Minimum Scorer
Penniless Path of Pain
"True" Maximum
Playing it Hot
No really, put down that teleporter!
What's Bothering Carl?
The landmine rule has been reworked.
Castle Crasher
When beating every area is not enough.
Impossible, Right?
How Did We Get Here?
Conscientiously Objecting
Peace - but at what cost?
I don't like meme runs too much, but
Defeat Yama with the items needed to reach him!